Hello all your sexy hot men! I’m Sammy, a little eccentric, skitty-scatty wild, bizarre and unpredictable. A weird and wonderful character, unique in everyway. Phone sex with me will blow your mind. I can assure you, I’m definitely someone you will never have experienced before. I’m smart and assertive, an expressive individual, and I am known to do the strangest things. Unadulterated, oddly unexpected filth.

This is one OAP with a difference. I’m a little achy and sometimes shaky, my pussy is battered and baggy and my tits shaggy, I’ve a flabby bum and I’m on the chubby side with everything going South, stretch marks and cellulite too – and so what pray tell? Come on, be fair, I am 63! Want phone sex with an all natural gran, then I’m the woman for you!

I like lots of game play, role play and the ruder the better, the hotter, the wetter. I am married but he’s near on dead anyhow. I actually sucked off the catalogue boy whilst the old man was asleep in his chair. Oh another time, I got out the bath and flashed at my peeping neighbour. He couldn’t get over quick enough. In 3 minutes he had me up against the garden shed, doing me up the arse in broad day light.

I have a zillion, billion stories to share with you. I’m witty, wacky and great in the sack. Phone me to find out. Love and lots of kinky kisses, Sammy xxx